Great. Now its ‘Carpetgate’ During the impeachment of the boy president I was fully on the side of the house managers and was thoroughly disappointed when the ‘weasels’ in the upper chamber did not commit. I was most seriously disturbed about the multiple allegations of rape and then outraged when I realized that the president opened himself and our country up to blackmail because of his persistent crimes.
Now the joke portion: Things Hillary has taught me about President William Jefferson Blythe Clinton XIV:
1. He is prettier than she is
2. He has more integrity than she has
3. He is more honest than she is
Yesterday I talked to a Washington insider person about the recent allegations of Hill being romantically involved with her stunning Arab girly girly travelling chief of staff. During the conversation I was reminded about a Barney Frank (D-Pink-Ma) quote approximated here “Hillary is uniquely qualified on gay and lesbian issues”. My Washington source, usually reliable, said that it is very likely she is bisexual. I responded/joked that maybe this would help her by expanding her voting base and my friend seriously knocked my presumption down stating that “This is just more deception from the Clintons” and ‘These people can’t even be trusted with basic issues of their own identity” I thought only I still remembered the myriad of Clinton Crimes.
Jokes aside… this new rumor(remember rumors tend to be true with the Clintons) makes Hillary uniquely unqualified to deal with the Arab world which, I believe, is the US’s major foreign policy problem area…..and you thought GdubyaBush messed things up…
If Hillary is the nominee…..wait for the Scandal-O-Rama…I still believe that the nominee for the Democrats will be Nobel Laureate Prince Albert Gore. I predict that the dailyKos kids and the George Soros surrogates are going to make the Donkey Convention soooo out of control that Al Gore will have to step in to save the party. Tipper is already stocking up on Prozac.
Looks like SC’s own Will Folks is stirring the pot on this new Hillary Facet http://fitsnews.com/2007/11/26/we-accidentally-started-carpetgate-again/